Welcome to the Port of Melee, Mr. Guybrush Threepwood. So ya think you've got what it takes to be a swashbucklin', bloodthirsty pirate, do ya? Ya think a young swabby like yourself's gonna be the first to tame mysterious Monkey Island? Well, laddy, there's more to bein' a buckaneer than just swingin' a sword and swillin' gallons of Grog. First ya got to pass the seadog test. Good luck to ya, mate... yar gonna need it.
